A: Puppies grow up.
2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
4) If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....
5) What did God say after he created man? (This ones THE BEST)
Answer: It is just perfect, even I can't do better than this! And then
he created a woman
6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business
8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no
intention of driving..!!
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